SOCCER IS STUPID
Likely to ruffle a few feathers, this one is just meant for a bit of fun. If anyone takes it too seriously, perhaps they are part of the problem.
ORDERS NOW OPEN. LIMITED TO AN EDITION OF 100.
With all sports at least trying to uphold some sort of integrity and repercussions for cheating, football remains almost the only one where it's clear that most fans don't care too much. As long as they get to win. And let's not get started on the violent fan rivalries and hooliganism. Hopefully the game can evolve for the good, and teach kids some healthy values. So we're wishing for the best here.